You called the cops? You couldn't dial the cops if I spotted you the 9-1. I have decided, I will attend the annual M&G, but only if I chose the date, time, and costumes. Even if I did chose the date, I would probably not come. Some of you may want to do me bodily harm, in front of hundreds of witnesses. So no, I will not attend. I plan to have a hang nail on that day. Whenever it is.
Haha!