...I would've dropped more than just the pizza if some drunk popped up out of the weeds with an AR....you'd have to get a haz-mat crew out there to clean up the load I'd poop.
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Idiot Amazon delivering on Sunday at 8pm in an unmarked van!
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I had a Fed Ex experience similar, about 8 or later My electronic alarm went off, detects motion, have round the house. I looked out and saw a Budget rental van in the drive and an African America Male with a didntdonuffin hairdo walking in the drive so, I bailed out the back, circled around behi8nd the drive, and armed with VP9, light/laser, Level III vest, and got behind the van while he was in the rear rummaging around. Then he came out, shocked at the sight/sights, ameriglo, and said quickly Fed Ex delivery, and reached out with a box, I had him put it on the ground and get the hell out. It was a Fed Ex delivery, but stupid on their part, no uniform, rental van, and didndonuffin delivering in street rags. Lucky he didn't have to assume the position till locals came in. I hope the delivery folks are reading these before they get an innocent temp nailed.
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go
This reminds me of the time I heard a knock on my door. I quickly went out back into my workshop where the entrance to my underground bunker is hidden. I pulled the hammer that is actually a secret lever to gain access to the stairs to the bunker and descended them with the silent cunning of a ninja Sasquatch. I followed the tunnels through my underground catacombs and reached the area just below my front door. I had a trapdoor at the front door that dropped into a cell inside my underground layer. I pushed the button to trigger the trapdoor and in fell none other than Ed McMahon. He had a giant check from publishers clearing house with my name on it worth a total of 1 million dollars. Boy we laughed and laughed at that little mix up!
Am I the only one that sets out claymores after 8pm?
7pm during Daylight Savings Time.
Man I hate it when I buy stuff and people bring it right to my door. What the **** were they thinking?
happens alot right now, all shippers are slammed so they grab whatever help they can find. Hell there was a story while back about how folks migrate to amazon facilities from all around the country during the holidays because they have so much holiday work, they talk about whole fields just filled with RV's of amazon workers and once the season is done they disperse.
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