Inconsiderate people

[MrJim]

Pass GAS like I do it speeds things up real fast. Must I tell you everything.
Plus I am retired so I dilly dally for a long time just to piss people off.

Never trust a fart in public

 

[BDR1]

I love the guys who spit their chaw and goo out their ragged brown toothed mouths onto the ground at the gas pumps.... Thanks... I've met quite a few beautiful and educated women by offering to pump their gas for them.....

Your welcome.. did it help you score?

 

[DADI03]

I'm not sure if people are getting worse or I'm becoming more impatient. But it's been getting real bad here recently.

 

[Kahrnut]

I've met quite a few beautiful and educated women by offering to pump their gas for them.....

I get slapped every time I try that...Guess I need to enunciate better, they think I offered to pump their *** for them

 

[DADI03]

I get slapped every time I try that...Guess I need to enunciate better, they think I offered to pump their *** for them

Or be better looking

 

[STI]

Just got back from Publix. I was the tenth car in line at the customer crossing to the parking lot. Traffic was a bitch in my lane for ten minutes until it was my turn to drive around 'this pint sized bastard having a animated conversation on his cell phone'

 

[Baldilox]

Sounds ridiculous but standing in line at Upcountry Provisions in Travelers Rest is a nightmare. When the baby coddlers bend over and beg their little sweet darlings to make a decision on what type of sammich they want to have for lunch, holding up everyone else, and the little shytebirds whine and moan about every detail, I want to throttle all of them.

They are your ****ing satanic spawn! You ****ing raised them! You know what the little shytebirds will and will not eat because you have indulged them every ****ing waking minute of the their pampered little worthless lives! Just order the God-damned PB&Js and be done with it you spineless *****!

Rant over. Whew. That felt good

LOL!!

 

[MacTavish]

Sometimes at Kroger I'll swipe two or three expired credit cards before I use the good one. Learned this trick from one of our members.

 

[08roadking]

Cant fix stupid

 

[Marietta tony]

Welcome to my reality. Wife cant choose and takes forever. I will text her the menus on the way. Adhd and too many choices. Her worst nightmare but I love her anyway.