Interpretation of things said in sale ads

[CAMSDADDY]

Yeah the rude ones really get me. Usually overpriced and phrases like.
* I know what I got. ( Hit on once in this thread )
* I am not driving for this price
* Don't come offer me these trades cause it's an insult.
* For sale for 600 / TV 1,250

You forgot.
"Im not going to post pictures because you know what a _______________ looks like"

 

[300_whisper]

Yeah the rude ones really get me. Usually overpriced and phrases like.
* I know what I got. ( Hit on once in this thread )
* I am not driving for this price
* Don't come offer me these trades cause it's an insult.
* For sale for 600 / TV 1,250

To be fair I get a lot of SKS offers for upper tier stuff. Hence my disdain for the SKS

 

[Big Belly J]

Self proclaiming your junk as "Deal Of The Day" when it's actually $200 more than LGS

This
Y’all made me go out this past weekend to brick and mortar stores and look at prices…
Hahahahahahahhaaa
New at all of them g17 for 499 or less…
Here we’ll that’s another post I guess…

 

[300_whisper]

This
Y’all made me go out this past weekend to brick and mortar stores and look at prices…
Hahahahahahahhaaa
New at all of them g17 for 499 or less…
Here we’ll that’s another post I guess…

I have a G17 with 3000 rounds through it (gently used) that I’ll let go for $750. You have to drive down to florida though to come get it.

 

[Big Belly J]

I have a G17 with 3000 rounds through it (gently used) that I’ll let go for $750. You have to drive down to florida though to come get it.

I guess I’m just a boomer or old timer…
I just miss the old days here….sigh…time to eat my jello watch wheel of fortune and go to bed..

 

[aFarewellToKings]

I guess I’m just a boomer or old timer…
I just miss the old days here….sigh…time to eat my jello watch wheel of fortune and go to bed..

Hey! You be dissin da Pat?????

 

[Big Belly J]

Hey! You be dissin da Pat?????

Nah man
Just showing my love

 

[optimist]

What is said by the poster, and what we all know it to mean. Here’s an example:

What is said by the poster: “Last price drop then I’m putting it back in the safe”
What it means: “ I know it’s been overpriced all these other times, but now I’m actually only going to list it for a little bit above retail and see if some schmuck will still pay me for it.”

Go…

Put 5 rds thru it cleaned it an put it away…smiley on the barrel

 

[optimist]

Put 5 rds thru it cleaned it an put it away…smiley on the barrel

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