How can you tell a virgin in alabama?
..she can outrun her brother
..she can outrun her brother
Joke time!!!! Gimme your best!!!
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your **** (s) and knowing you're **** (s)
If Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson jumped off the Empire State Building,,,,Who would hit first.....WHO CARES!!! DD
Here's a poem to get you laid everytime..
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I have a knife, now get in the ****ing van!
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I have a knife, now get in the ****ing van!
Apple is coming out with a new product to reduce accidents involving female drivers.......It's called iDrive!
My wife hasn't stopped looking through the window since it started raining. If it doesn't let up soon, I'm gonna have to let her in.
What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with em, the harder they get.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked
The longer you play with em, the harder they get.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked
Sex is like Pizza. When it's good, it's great and when I'm drunk, I'll pay for it.
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You can fit 63 Earths in Uranus.......64 if you relax.
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You can fit 63 Earths in Uranus.......64 if you relax.
What did one Pedo say to the other Pedo?
Do you have two 5's for a 10.
Do you have two 5's for a 10.
My wife said she wanted more excitement in the bedroom...so I went and bought a race car bed.
