Bahahahahaha!!!1.) I've been hanging around some Democrats so as to learn how to "act" less intelligent. I tried actually lowering my I.Q. but I failed at that.
2.) I haven't worked in a year and I plan to spend the summer developing a really deep tan so I might be able to pass myself off as a member of the protected class and not an evil Caucasian. Should make it easier to find a job, especially with my mastery of ebonics.

