You know I'm tired of your sad puppy's attitude and of your extended version of resume in every post. My offer stands. If you can get over this 5 years old's perception, you can ping me. I'm not very particular with whom I drink, it's just a way to meet new people and sometimes to make new friends.
You called me a liar, you're not man enough to apologize, and you think we may be friends? You, sir, don't have the sort of friends that I do.