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Pediatrician questions
- Thread starter Hasselhoss
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When the doctors or nurses ask you if you have guns in your house. Always, tell them you are deadly afraid of guns, none in this house............................white lies never hurt the ones you love.
I took my son for a sports physical and those questions were on the form we had to fill out. I wrote NOYDB beside the question about firearms in the house. When we got to the back for the actual physical the doctor asked about my answer, so I politely explained it to him. He told me in a rather snotty manner that he was required to ask these questions, and he asked me bluntly if we kept guns in the house. My son looked at him and said "Shoot yes, matter of fact Daddy's got one on him now".
Fastest physical ever!
Fastest physical ever!
It makes me wonder if these answers are connected somehow in a database...
Hooray for the Affordable Care Act 
There's a section in it called "Protection of Second Amendment Gun Rights"
It says doctors can't record any information related to gun ownership.
Page 2037, line 23 (page 4 on the following link)
http://www.healthcare.gov/law/full/title/x-strengthening-quality.pdf
There's a section in it called "Protection of Second Amendment Gun Rights"
It says doctors can't record any information related to gun ownership.
Page 2037, line 23 (page 4 on the following link)
http://www.healthcare.gov/law/full/title/x-strengthening-quality.pdf
Your Daughter was awesome!!! Good for her.........next time you go just have her tell the doctor that she sleeps with a 357 under her pillow!!
Doctor: "We just want make sure you are being safe." I would almost be tempted to say, "we are being safe, thats why we own guns". But that would violate my strict rule of "guns. No, Im not a hunter so I dont own any guns."
my kids are in their 20s.. if a doc would have started that BS with them.. they'd have had a nurse coming in to look at him
my youngest owned a yugo sks at 8 years old... and shot it better than i could
hate to admit it being all manly and all.. girls can shoot LOL
my youngest owned a yugo sks at 8 years old... and shot it better than i could
hate to admit it being all manly and all.. girls can shoot LOL
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