So on a scale of 1 to 10

[AKguy]

How big of a loser am I for hopping on one of my bikes in the garage at night and pinning the throttle while making motorcycle noises with my mouth?

 

[sparked1]

10. For starting this thread; 11.

 

[BHJ]

It depends, Were you drinkin?

 

[cfair414]

1 is you were hammered and probably 9 is you were stone cold sober lmao

 

[Theodore]

Been there

 

[AKguy]

It depends, Were you drinkin?

I plead the 5th

 

[harrycalahan]

Shoot, I do that when Im on the crapper.

 

[SAR 6114]

I plead the 5th

The whole 5th???
That does explain a lot.

 

[SouthernSlammed]

Shoot, I do that when Im on the crapper.

Yes sir! And the plunger is my shifter!!

 

[harrycalahan]

Hard not to feel like you're on a bike when you hop on some of the public toilets with a 2" gap around the base and no caulk.