Lefty woke up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree.
He looked in the phone book and found a gorilla removal service.
When he asked if they could remove the gorilla, the service man asked if it was male or female.
"Male", Lefty replied.
"Oh yeah, we can do it. I'll be right over" said the man.
An hour later, the service man arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun and a pair of handcuffs. After surveying the situation, he said to Lefty, "I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorillas testicles off. The gorilla will cross his hands to protect himself, allowing you to put the handcuffs on him".
"Fine", Lefty replied, "but what do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy said, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, shoot the Chihuahua!!"
He looked in the phone book and found a gorilla removal service.
When he asked if they could remove the gorilla, the service man asked if it was male or female.
"Male", Lefty replied.
"Oh yeah, we can do it. I'll be right over" said the man.
An hour later, the service man arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun and a pair of handcuffs. After surveying the situation, he said to Lefty, "I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorillas testicles off. The gorilla will cross his hands to protect himself, allowing you to put the handcuffs on him".
"Fine", Lefty replied, "but what do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy said, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, shoot the Chihuahua!!"