After a thorough medical examination, a GP asked one of his elderly patients "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get: Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?"
The wise old man answered, "Definitely Parkinson’s – It’s better to spill half than to forget where I keep the bottle."
The wise old man answered, "Definitely Parkinson’s – It’s better to spill half than to forget where I keep the bottle."