Top Ten best things you have ever purchased?

[Zeake]

I was thinking recently while on the throne. Thank goodness for the bidet because my rear end would be destroyed.
#1 Bidet
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07CGVBZGL/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
#2 Magic wand, great for back spasms........
https://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-260-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B000K8ALI8
#3 tankless water heater
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Rheem-P...less-Electric-Water-Heater-RETEX-36/300800822
#4 love and respect saved my marriage
https://www.amazon.com/Love-Respect...1&sr=1-1-f7123c3d-6c2e-4dbe-9d7a-6185fb77bc58
#5 the five love languages saved my marriage
https://www.amazon.com/Love-Languag...9Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=
#6 Strong fathers strong daughters was the best investment I ever made in my daughter.
https://www.amazon.com/Strong-Fathe...&sprefix=strong+fathers,stripbooks,157&sr=1-2
#7 financial peace university
https://www.daveramsey.com/store/financial-peace-university?snid=store_nav.classes.fpu
#8 HRT I have struggled with weight and for more than a decade tried to get leaner while maintaining muscle mass. HRT was how I finally did it.
#9 Travel
My wife loves to travel. It makes her happy to see the world. That makes me happy. I don't mind seeing the world while making her happy. lol
#10 Boat, I am not a fisherman at all. I love cruising around the lakeshore in my wife's painfully slow pontoon boat. No swimming no fishing just enjoying the scenery and my wife's company.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

#1 Divorce, everything else is icing on the cake.

 

[Zeake]

#1 Divorce, everything else is icing on the cake.

I married the right woman the first time. Divorce not necessary.

 

[November Sierra]

Don't have a top ten but my bidet is hands down one of my favorite things I've bought in the past ten years

 

[cskiles]

I married the right woman the first time. Divorce not necessary.

I married the right woman the second time! LOL...1.5 years first marriage, going onto 22 years with my second wife!

 

[Eggmanmja01]

Seriously Bidet?

 

[Zeake]

Seriously Bidet?

Yup. nothing like a cool squirt of water to wash the poo off your turn cutter. Instead of smearing **** till you don't see it anymore wash it off with water.

 

[November Sierra]

Seriously Bidet?

Hell yeah bidet. You ever try to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with toilet paper? I'm in and out in two minutes now.

Plus I use at most one roll a month

 

[Kman]

Seriously Bidet?

I’m out.........

 

[Zeake]

I’m out.........

You should try one. I bought one for my wife because she was using to pooper about a hundred times a day and the tp rash was bad. It made a world of difference in her life. Now her corn hole looks amazing and no I am not posting pictures, LOL. I gave it a try and I am convinced anything else is pure filth. I use TP solely to dry it off. Never any poop on the paper anymore. Watch the video I posted.