Me: I am here to pick up my S&W revolver.
Them: What's the name and model number?
Me: C*****, S&W model 58.
Them: There is no such thing as a model 58. What caliber is it?
Me: Yes, there is a model 58 and it is a .41 magnum.
Them: I will check under your name, but sir, there is no such thing as a S&W M58 in .41 magnum.
Me: Just check under my name.
Them: I checked and there is a revolver under your name, but it is a M29 and it is a .44 magnum. In the future, please know what model you are receiving. I will go get it.
Me: Thanks, and could I speak with the manager, thanks.
Them: Here it is, see it is.......well, I have never seen one of them.
Manager: May I help you.
Me: Yes, explain to this gentleman that there is a S&W M58 and it is in .41 magnum.
Manager: Well, to be honest with you, I have never heard of one, but apparently they do make them.
Me: Well, yes they used to make them. Can I do the paperwork now and leave?
**** that shop!
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