Wife didn't let me buy a shotgun today

[voodoochild1989]

buy two shotguns

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buy two shotguns

 

[YOUNG GUNS]

Make her buy you a shotgun.

 

[Lionheart]

Start working later every day....cutting wood on weekends.....when she complains that you are never home anymore tell her you need the money to buy a shotgun but don't want it to hurt the budget. She will tell you to buy shotgun and come home earlier.

 

[Huffdaddy]

Can not give advice without pictures of the Wife !!! lol

 

[Zastava]

I though they fased out that ancient model of man..

 

[Nick_T]

Can not give advice without pictures of the Wife !!! lol

Best answer yet. LOL!

Nick T

 

[rugerceltics13]

punish her by taking away her vibrator and making her eat her own cooking. at least that what i wold do to mine

 

[aloo1]

Skip on the mayo when you are making HER sandwich! And when YOU are done washing the dishes, don't dry them so they get water spots!

 

[jloneill17]

let her sleep in the garage

 

[Thor827]

Sleep with her sister.