You know you’re old when……

[alexs2006]

Holy ****in nose hairs Batman. How does this man breathe??

 

[edindah]

You have got to remember, there will never be as many people older than you than right now.

 

[THREEJAYS]

You have got to remember, there will never be as many people older than you than right now.

That’s a comforting thought






Not

 

[basstracker89]

That’s a comforting thought






Not

I was thinking the same thing.......

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

I read a scientific study about aging,
and when a man gets old his memory
is the second thing of his to quit working for him.

 

[basstracker89]

I’ll take grey hair anywhere as long as I have a pulse to go with them.

LOL, I suppose

 

[Medic1957]

Don't care what color my hair turns, as long as it don't turn loose !

 

[SirBannedAlot]

The nose hairs you pull are white more often than not.

I can tell my age by how many pills and supplements I have to take in the morning.

 

[DinkyDau]

My Barber is a sweet aging women and she told me not to pull my nose hair out,,,,Or I would have a heart attack, she was told.. So hey ya know I had to do it, I pulled a few out with one pinch and survived..I smiled and told her not all things are true.

 

[spin drift]

You’d rather recline on the lazyboy than seek a sexual encounter.