Can not take our_________

[ADAduckhuntr]

 

[charlie hotel lima]

Seein' a man suck a straw gives me the willies...

 

[JDS556762]

I don’t care if they take yalls military grade fully semi automatic straws long as long as ye ain’t gon mess with my chewin’ straw

 

[palmettomoon]

YETI straws!

 

[Egghead]

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That bayonet can do some serious damage.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

the McD straws were a good fish lure at one time but the coffee stirrers had to be altered I would tell u why but would get spanked

A few years ago I saw one of the OLD McDonald's coffee stirrers that had been gold plated or dipped etc. Yeah they were coke spoons way back when.

 

[Marietta tony]

Anyone know the Russian joke about " tonight my love you must drink from the bottle"?

 

[RamRoddoc]

Stock up on pre-ban straws.

 

[RamRoddoc]

Bingo...

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Limbaugh did that with incandescent light bulbs about 10 years ago. I have to agree that the curly CFL bulbs suck ass. Too dim and too expensive.
As far as straws go...WTF else can you make straws out of?! So shou7we all get our own reusable plastic straws to keep on us at all times? Well that's just a paraphernalia charge waiting to happen.

Sip your caramel almond milk latte with a rolled-up hundred dollar bill.