I swear this is true. I had a girlfriend that was really high maintenance and prissy. When I was at her house I would say I heard something outside and I was gonna check it out. That was my excuse to go outside and rip a big one (or 2) well, I never said she was smart (she was dating me) and she thought she had peeping toms or something. I never knew she didn't feel safe at her house cuz I had gas, lmbo fo real
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