Idiot Amazon delivering on Sunday at 8pm in an unmarked van!

[StuP]

Buy at a local shop whenever possible, help someone keep a job here.

 

[Willy Leadwell]

Reminds me of a delivery I made when I was working at Pizza Hut. I showed up at this guy’s house around 11:30 already irritated that people would wait until the very last minute to order pizza. So you can imagine how I felt when this fat drunk bastard comes crawling out of the woods on his belly and elbows screaming about what I’m doing there so late, threatening me with a giant black dildo and going on about how he had me in the sights of his “AR15”. Then this Asian lady comes out and starts yelling at both of us. It was really bizarre...

I have an even better rant. I was drinkin beer and watching tv on Friday night at 11:30 and I see lights coming up my driveway. I grabbed my AR and a full combat load and went out the back. I low crawled around the front and that shady bastard was standing on my porch. I yelled to him that I had him in my sights and to drop what he was holding. He dropped the bag and threw his hands up. I made him get prone then cleared his car before approaching him. I asked what the hell he thought he was doin? He said "I'm the delivery driver for Pizza Hut". Turns out I ordered a pizza when I was drankin. I told him he needs to be more careful about where he goes that late at night. I paid him for my pizza but I did not tip him. I told him that I would have given him a tip if he had come at a more reasonable hour.

 

[Kahrnut]

Reminds me of a delivery I made when I was working at Pizza Hut. I showed up around 11:30 already irritated that people would wait until the very last minute to order pizza. So you can imagine how I felt when this fat drunk bastard comes crawling out of the woods on his belly and elbows screaming about what I’m doing there so late, threatening me with a giant black dildo and going on about how he had me in the sights of his “AR15”. Then this Asian lady comes out and starts yelling at both of us. It was really bizarre...

He called his g.b.d. 'AR15'?

 

[TattooedGunner]

Reminds me of a delivery I made when I was working at Pizza Hut. I showed up at this guy’s house around 11:30 already irritated that people would wait until the very last minute to order pizza. So you can imagine how I felt when this fat drunk bastard comes crawling out of the woods on his belly and elbows screaming about what I’m doing there so late, threatening me with a giant black dildo and going on about how he had me in the sights of his “AR15”. Then this Asian lady comes out and starts yelling at both of us. It was really bizarre...

Did he say his name was Karl?

 

[Willy Leadwell]

He called his g.b.d. 'AR15'?

Yeah, then when the Asian lady came out and started yelling at us I couldn’t really understand what she was saying but I caught something about not getting her “ruv gun” dirty. Weirdest experience of my life.

 

[Fatal_Bert]

Reminds me of a delivery I made when I was working at Pizza Hut. I showed up at this guy’s house around 11:30 already irritated that people would wait until the very last minute to order pizza. So you can imagine how I felt when this fat drunk bastard comes crawling out of the woods on his belly and elbows screaming about what I’m doing there so late, threatening me with a giant black dildo and going on about how he had me in the sights of his “AR15”. Then this Asian lady comes out and starts yelling at both of us. It was really bizarre...

 

[slick]

When I watch TV, I normally watch my cameras on a separate screen. If someone comes up the driveway which is 100ft from the road and they come to the front door, the front lights come on automatically. I am prepared for hostilities and I ask over the front intercom what they want.
If an inadequate response is given then Law enforcement will be notified. I will not open the door.
Hopefully no other measure of force will be required to remove said threat.

 

[BIKER13]

we have rifle ports in the sand bag walls. Yeah I lit the police up with a green laser one night.

 

[Bryan]

Am I the only one whose initial reaction to someone pulling in my driveway is NOT to grab a gun and head out the back door? WTH

I am with you. Plus if I believed they were a threat why would I give up cover and concealment to do a flanking maneuver? Try and explain that to the DA.

 

[albatros43]

I am with you. Plus if I believed they were a threat why would I give up cover and concealment to do a flanking maneuver? Try and explain that to the DA.

Because operator