Don't shoot the messenger(or delivery person).
If it's after 7:00 p.m.? I normally hold my UPS driver at gunpoint (AR-15) and order him to crawl towards me on his knees with the package held over his head. Usually works pretty well keeping him and me safe except when I've ordered whole cases of Hirtenberger .308, then I order him to push each case forward while crawling with both hands visible.
