Things that don't exist... (or perhaps just pet peeves)

[GeauxLSU]

Poisonous snake/spider (Venomous? Yes. OK, it 'might' be poisonous if you ate it whole and raw, but I don't know anyone that does that.)
Canadian geese (Canada geese? Yes. Ok, it 'might' be Canadian but there is no way to tell by looking or checking it's passport).

Whatcha' got?

 

[Laufen]

Doberman Pinchers. They don't pinch. It's pinschers.

 

[Glock 21]

Parking in the driveway and driving on the parkway

 

[bulletpaluza]

women that save birthday and Christmas gift bags and never reuse them for other presents but always try and give them to a friend to use. Then their friends dont want them so you end up with a S-ton of useless gift bags that take up way more space then you could ever imagine.

 

[Laufen]

women that save birthday and Christmas gift bags and never reuse them for other presents but always try and give them to a friend to use. Then their friends dont want them so you end up with a S-ton of useless gift bags that take up way more space then you could ever imagine.

I dunno, I think that exists.

 

[SuperMario92]

People that think tacos are served on flour tortillas.

 

[chucklenut]

women's rights

 

[chucklenut]

an honest politician

 

[chucklenut]

a good looking glock

 

[Beerman]

Honest Lawyer.
Parking space or parking spot.