Watched a guy buy two targets to shoot on the range. He was given a strip of cardboard to tape "a" target to and when the second strip of cardboard was being looked for to tape the second target to, the guy flips over the first target (the one taped to the cardboard) and proceeds to tape the second target to the back of the first.
We just looked at him saying nothing, he looked up at us and asks "What, I'll just flip it around when I need a new target." I laughed out loud and said "OK, see how that works out for ya." The shooter walks to the door to the range, turns the door knob and stops, slowly turns around, walks back to the counter with his head down and says "You guys think I'm stupid right know don't you? I will need that other piece of cardboard."
We all had a huge laugh and he walked in the range and had a good time with his two separate targets.
Saw a guy looking down the barrel of an old 22LR while pulling the trigger! Click, Click, I asked him what he was doing and he says, "It won't fire." I say well if it does you'll never hear it if you keep pointing it at your face. I pull the wheel out and there are 5 duds with hammer strikes on the rim. Turns out, the ammo was found in his dad's barn with no idea if how old it was. I explained how wrong his actions were and told him he might want to take the basic pistol class at the range.
And he should thank his maker that he's still here to feel dumb after he says "I feel so dumb right now".
Had a guy ask if I could help him "knock out" a stuck case from his 7MM mag. I heard him fire it so I put a 22 jag on the rod and bumped out the 270 case!
Had a cop taking a class only to find a dumb dumb sucker stuck in his barrel when he asked to be shown how to take his Glock apart.
Watched a group of guys work for minutes trying to put a mag into a ruger only to notice that the rnds were in backward too.
Saw a guy shoot a can on an AR with a can on it, It made a loud funny sound, looked over at a split can with some sort of Never Dull looking material hanging out of it. I asked what kind of can is that? He tells me that it came on his Airsolf AR and wanted to see if it would work on his dad's real AR. He was asked to leave the range and his father was placed on probation for letting his son bring guests to the range with the father's membership badge.
I could go on for a while on this thread and don't even have to talk about when in the Army!
These are awesome. Being on the "front line", so to speak, I'm sure you see crazy crap every day.
Again, at Stockbridge Army Navy, one of the employees told me (so this is second hand) that one of the very first shooters at the shop when it opened said he didn't need any targets and proceeded to shoot at the metal hanger.