This turned in to something I wasn't expecting. Never seen so many gun toting Americans ready to accept circumstances. I understand what you mean but if you can't identify your county on a map there's a problem.
This turned into something you weren't expecting - is pretty typical around here....
I even asked where I was in a poll one time. People were serious and the answers were all over the map.
Sometimes you have to accept the things you can not change.
This is one of those!