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Depression era sandwich

Smoked a joint in high school. Had the munchies real bad. I ate a can of sardines, some Doritos and chocolate milk. I belched in some girls face by mistake, she threw up
That is some funny ****!!!!
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Smoked a joint in high school. Had the munchies real bad. I ate a can of sardines, some Doritos and chocolate milk. I belched in some girls face by mistake, she threw up
Knew this guy years ago, one cop had it in for him. Always trying to bust him for public drunk (he always had a cup of bourbon and coke with him). Plus he was usually zonked on Quaaludes (his nickname was Zombie).
Cop would see him on the street, stop him and check his cup for alcohol.
So, one day, he sets out with his usual cup, and a clove of garlic in his hand.
Sure enough, the cop spots him, crosses the street to intercept.
Guy pours out the cup, throws empty in a trash can, starts chewing the garlic.
Cop comes up, ‘let me smell your breath’. Guy shakes head. Cop repeats command, guy steps in close and blows a full blast into his face. Cop runs to curb and starts puking. Guy innocently asks ‘will there be anything else, officer?’, Gets hand wave to go away.
Cop gave up after that incident.
 
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