Has anyone ever woke themselves up by farting

[x75]

Not me but my English Bulldog did. He farted so loud it scared him and he went running!

My boxer does the same thing. She will be asleep, let one rip & stink up the room. A minute later she'll wake up, sniff, look around (innocently) & run out before the smell gags her too. Never fails!

 

[joeylee]

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[FbodTrek]

Does it count if we've been woke by someone ELSE's farting?

 

[sonofapreacherman]

Now this is hilarious!!! can't stop laughing... The other night I had Burger King and oh god, just thinking about it.... Yuck ran for the febreeze real quick and it was 2 am

 

[VC94]

OMG. LMAO!!!
This sounds like family conversation at the Thanksgiving table.

I can neither confirm nor deny, but the little black beans are tasty...and potent.

Also NEVER trust a lentil!

 

[8675309]

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[VC94]

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You, sir are bannished to the back porch....maybe farther

 

[kmaxwell3]

My wife is usually the one to wake up!!

 

[FbodTrek]

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omg...thats heartburn right thar

 

[Survivor Johnny]

OMG. LMAO!!!
This sounds like family conversation at the Thanksgiving table. il!

Now THAT is freakin funny right there