Interpretation of things said in sale ads

[WildMan]

"Customized". I put some stuff from Walmart on it and the forward grip is backwards.
"Rare". It's the only one ever owned by me and that makes it one of a kind.
"I know what I got". I'm not sure exactly what I got, but I want a lot for it.
"Price reduced" I reduced the price once and have just been reposting it over and over without a title change.
"1,000 rds 9mm $200". I have a thousand rounds and will sell them in 500rd lots for $200.

 

[greg vess]

My favorite is when somebody has a 650 dollar handgun wants to trade straight up for a handgun known to retail over 1100 bucks a ND disable comments. Its to the point know I just dont bother with the gun section and look at the accessories. A deal can be found there once in a blue moon when that blue moon has polka dots and something actually usable comes up. It's a disaster!

 

[leetheman81]

Disabling comments...that gets me....they dont want the butt hurtness they know they're vulnerable to by opening comments up

 

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[greg vess]

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We can't help it! It's literally to the point of excellent comedy.

 

[User170512]

"Bone stock, as it was purchased" - I pulled off an accessory or two. Maybe also swapped some upgraded components out for milspec.

 

[wolfmanrogers]

Creedmore = Creedmoor
Calvary = Cavalry
.9mm = 9mm
.556 = 5.56

 

[Moe_Fugga]

“9mm only .50CPR”

Actually says: “I bought up a bunch of ammo from Academy during COVID and couldn’t flip it all, but I’m gonna see how many ignorant folks are still hanging around ODT looking for ammo.”

 

[atljetmech]

Self proclaiming your junk as "Deal Of The Day" when it's actually $200 more than LGS

 

[Talos]

People suck at selling things. No location, no pictures, price in title doesn't match in description, generally rude sounding... Like how hard is it to be specific enough to make sure you make a sale?