Jury duty....

[MrJim]

I get called about every 2.5 years. Wife never gets called. Bout due again. Sometimes it can be entertaining and sometimes boring. But what can you do. And it does pay $35. Now if they only let me bring my phone.

 

[Seacap]

When I got called for jury duty, I brought a Maga hat, and just held it in my hand, and was sent home!…lol…it worked!

 

[eightnsand]

When they ask who should be excused I love to tell them I’ve been accused of excessive force and false arrest.
Judge told me to shut up or I’d taint his jury pool. Yeah, taint! It’s a ****ed up system but the only one we have, for now.

 

[jaf1]

Wore a I survived Waco t shirt thinking I wouldn't get picked, but it didn't work.

 

[BHPSteel]

I've been led to believe that if you carry in one of those pocket-book editions of the Constitution, it repels prosecution attorneys like garlic to vampires.

 

[rOmiLaYu]

You should just mind your own business. Probably best that way! I don’t own the tree service sold it and retired at 52 and they want me to pay to be a supporter to remove it.

 

[diacnik]

When I got called for jury duty, I brought a Maga hat, and just held it in my hand, and was sent home!…lol…it worked!

This is the ticket here unfortunately. MAGA hat or t shirt

 

[diacnik]

I've been led to believe that if you carry in one of those pocket-book editions of the Constitution, it repels prosecution attorneys like garlic to vampires.

Wonder what a Bible would do to them?

 

[thevalueman]

69 and 8 months....3 months to go, and NO MORE!!! I've dome my "fair share"!!!

 

[rOmiLaYu]

Wonder what a Bible would do to them?

A friend of mine had the same thought. Took his and got selected. Sooo....