I call for a ban on pens. They are way too dangerous for the general public. I also hate when people open carry their BIC. It just screams , look at me.......Only LEO and military need tactical writing utensils. Pencils are okay because they are made of wood and can break but a pen is another matter all together.
That's just not enough.
Secretaries should have to pass a state exam after completion of a 120 hour training course on how to safely operate a pen.
Pen permits should be obtained before civilians can buy such dangerous items.