Public service announcement. There is a high possibility of losing your job......

[Austin Lumpkin]

I want to laugh at these but my garbage transmission actually messed up the day I was supposed to get something on here, had to buy one from someone else two days later for 100 bucks more. Tragic

 

[payneed]

....if you commit to buying something I have. The odds appear to be pretty high due to the overwhelming number of last minute jobs lost before a transaction was to be completed. Atleast 11 or more this year alone. It might be wise to check the stability of your employment before commiting to a deal with me. My listings may be cursed. Just a fair warning. This concludes the service announcement.

This thread would be funnier if I had not lost my job 3 weeks ago...
You may be more powerful than you thought... I was just browsing your listings when it happened to me...

@crippen keeps telling me "Sorry, I can't meet up today, Elvis ate all my hundo's"
https://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/threads/squirrel-drama.1375593/