No pants.
No pants is a deal-breaker for me.
Yep, I was going to say “nudity.”
Nakedness is a deal-breaker.
(Unless I’m celling to “Peaches” at the Shoe Show bar where she works.
She dances a little on her right leg.
She dances a little on her left leg.
And between the two of them, she earns a comfortable living.