What's tearing up my lawn?

[GeauxLSU]

It's hard to tell without anything for scale but those holes look way too small for armadillos. Squirrels make those holes all over my yard.

 

[fuelman1]

Could be squirrels but I'd bet an Armadillo. Have a good look around and you probably find his den. I have one that's been playing hide and seek with me for about a month. His days are numbered.

 

[Sagan]

Just don't handle a diller. No teeth, but they can carry leprosy.

 

[woodstock]

He'll bend blades of grass too

That's got Semi-Pro written all over it. I think you need put up a sign that says he is banned from your yard. Wait...nvmd...that won't stop him from coming back...he'll still try...

 

[GlockIssue]

He'll bend blades of grass too

Dang blade benders!

 

[Hasselhoss]

Just don't handle a diller. No teeth, but they can carry leprosy.

What I do with my 'diller multiple times per day is no business of yours.

 

[Joab]

Has NWSharpshooter and his Calico Liberty Suppressed been near your yard recently LOL

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Armadillo x3. Manbearpig was killed by global warming.

 

[GlockIssue]

There's just too many suspects. I think we need a line up.

 

[ARCman47]

Sharon Stones vagina?