Best Body Lotion for Men?

[murphranch]

Why would any sane minded individual hang around a bunch of soccer moms at a playground? Do you not have a backyard?

I've had some hot cougar action from a couple of mini van driving milfs. Kinkiest one ever had 2nd row seats laid back with one leg over a baby seat and the other over a diaper bag.

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[SAR 6114]

I was imagining what your camel toe would look like in yoga pants.

WTF????

 

[IceColdEric]

Yeah, I’m indifferent towards her honestly. She can do whatever she wants. I’m focused on the kids.

I post here for the lulz. My physical and mental well-being is for me. I’m the best I’ve looked in 20 years (less grey hair and wrinkles) and I have no desire to date or even chase strange. What is the point? Pay $100+ dollars for an over priced dinner so some neo lib woman can talk to me about **** I don’t care about for 15 mins of pleasure. Now that I’m taking care of the kids full time I hang around some moms at the playground and hear what they talk about. Like nails on a chalk board. Thank god for Bluetooth headphones and podcasts,

The 5 knuckle shuffle and a imagination once a week is all I need. I could care less about showing my body on here … haha.

I doubt I ever get in a serious, committed relationship again. It will take a unicorn of a woman.

Must be one great spank bank, to compete with The Hub.

 

[reklawd]

Enjoy your weekly shuffle then. Man if I waited a week I'd be shooting ropes like spider man trying to cross a river. How do you contain that much baby gravy, seems dangerous.

It’s definitely a mag dump for sure

 

[reklawd]

Must be one great spank bank, to compete with The Hub.

A old CEO I worked for was one of the most ducked up people I’ve worked for. Ex Yugoslavian American who was a paranoid psychopath. Trump supporter for sure, loved a good authoritarian and ran his company that way. That was the only time I was “verbally abused” at work as most of the tech industry operates in cut throat passive aggressiveness. I only last 9 months working for him.

He made his initial fortune by creating a hosting company that host all of mind geeks websites. Mind Geek is a Canadian company that runs 80% of the worlds porn sites. Most porn sites are owned by them.

Therefore I refuse to use any popular porn sites based on the principle that he makes money off them. **** that guy.

 

[reklawd]

My best thread followed by my worst one.

Y’all must have some dry, wrinkly ass leather skin. Armed to the teeth for the liberal take over but don’t know how to take care of your body’s largest, most visible organ.

 

[User170512]

...or maybe some of us just can't stand lotion or perfumes or any of that stuff. If I end up in winter drying out my knuckles to cracking I may get desperate. Then it better be something that's not greasy or stinky or leaves me feeling like I've got s*** all over my hands or I'd rather just not and let my hands heal on their own.

 

[reklawd]

...or maybe some of us just can't stand lotion or perfumes or any of that stuff. If I end up in winter drying out my knuckles to cracking I may get desperate. Then it better be something that's not greasy or stinky or leaves me feeling like I've got s*** all over my hands or I'd rather just not and let my hands heal on their own.

They make lotion that is not scented and absorbes quickly. I bet you don’t use sun screen for the same reasons ;-)

 

[User170512]

Actually, I suffer through sunscreen out of necessity, but can't stand it.

 

[rightway1974]

No sunscreen, no bug spray, no lotion.