OK, so you go out and pick up a nice Zastava Marked Yugo Underfolder ( ) You are driving home and get side-swiped. You are knocked unconscious. When you awake you are in the hospital, and there are cops there asking you about this nice chopper you had in your vehicle that just so happens to have 5 bodies on it, 3 are those of cops. And want to know WTF. You say "I just bought it right before I got hit, I have no idea about any bodies, murders or cops!" they say ya right, who did you buy it from?Why would you need one? Are you crazy? A bill of sale is a magic cloak of legal invincibility. You merely show it to any law enforcement officer and any offense is forgiven whether you are guilty or not.
In fact I am surprised criminals have no caught on by now. If you kill someone, just write up a bill of sale and show it to the judge. "Your Honor, I could not have committed this crime because, as you can see on this piece of paper, I sold it to a John Smith."
You answer:
A. I don't know they guys name, his handle is oOshtAKguy on the trader. I swear I have no idea.
B. I just purchased it from John Smith at 666 Mocking bird way, Zastava, GA, I have a signed BOS as proof. I was smart enough to get one and OH.. it happens to be in the back pocket of my pants you are standing on officer. Must be my lucky day.
A LEO friend of mine actually had his cousin in this exact predicament. Cousin just bought a shotgun off craigslist from 'some guy', was in a wreck... the gun had a cops body on it. The kid spend 3 weeks in jail while they sorted it out. The LEO told me to have 3 dam copies of the BOS. 1 in your car, one in your GHB and one in a file folder at home. Said he got the call and could do nothing to help him.
So, I will be the one to say it is absolutely an excellent idea. It would be total stupidity to not have it. I even check the info against an ID as someone could be dumping a dirty gun on you and using fake info on a fake BOS.
As far as info on you floating around on a piece of paper. If you think your info can't be pulled up at any time by anybody with any intelligence, your fooling yourself.
BOS Every single time.
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