Could You Help Me Find My Wife!?

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Al Bundy Big uns

 

[kimchee45]

I was in a very busy store, and I said to this young lady,
'I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?'
She said, 'Sure you can, but how will that help?'
I said, 'I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of nowhere'

What a Hoot ! er,
You BET !
Wife will appear in seconds !

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[DinkyDau]

What a Hoot ! er,
You BET !
Wife will appear in seconds !

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Thanks now I have oral fixations again...Well at least one can dream.....

 

[kimchee45]

got some dairy stock somewhere in bloodlines

I would guess Holstein !
Perhaps Guernsey, but definitely not Jersey.


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[DinkyDau]

I would guess Holstein !
Perhaps Guernsey, but definitely not Jersey.


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Why does Mathis Dairy come to mind?

 

[TheGman]

True story, years ago we were at Beau Rivage with friends. We were all playing craps, I was on one end they ere on the other. Well perhaps I was over served and began a conversation with an attractive young lady who seemed very i friendly. Between rolls I heard my name several times, looking around I realized it was my wife.

her only comment, "i am still here"!

 

[kimchee45]

True story, years ago we were at Beau Rivage with friends. We were all playing craps, I was on one end they ere on the other. Well perhaps I was over served and began a conversation with an attractive young lady who seemed very i friendly. Between rolls I heard my name several times, looking around I realized it was my wife.

her only comment, "i am still here"!

GEEZE !
Lucky you were not emasculated on the spot !


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[MRH]

You could kiss those all night and never kiss the same place twice!
We could have a picnic on one of those nipples!