Heck that's NOTHING! Let me tell you what my ex did to me!

[BangBang]

I had an inclusion cyst on my right shoulder for years. My wife would poke it with a needle and really just lean into squeezing it but got no results. So I went to a GP in Byron about it back in 14. Sat there with my shirt off and he said it was no big deal easy in and out kinda thing. So I'm going " Okay let's do it. I'm ready." But noooooooo.... This super easy procedure had to be referred to a surgeon in Warner Robins. Almost a month later m in THAT guy's examination room shirt off again. So he comes in and says the same kinda thing about how quick and easy it will be. " Okay cool. Let's do it." Then he refers me to his scheduling nurse for ANOTHER damn appointment. Holy ****! Nothing ever gets done on the first visit to any doctor.
So when they finally did cut the ping pong ball sized lump put they didn't let me see it and had made me turn my phone off before starting. Dammit! I wanted to see that nasty **** I had been walking around with for years. I was gonna take a pic and gross out text all my family.

That's some straight up bullsyte right there. You paid for it, you aught to be able to video the excising and aftermath AND keep the baby cyst in a jar of alcohol if you want to. I had a necrotic bone removed from my wrist in 1990 and that sum***** wouldn't let me keep it either. I hollered, "Why the HELL NOT?!?!? It's mine damnit!" Reckon he thought I'd try to put it back in there.

When they took my gall bladder out, they wouldn't let me keep the big stone that caused me so much grief for 5 years. They said they had to send it off for a biopsy? Do they really biopsy a gallstone???

Y'all must not have asked nice enough.

I had to have my wisdom teeth cut out when I was 20. Right before they put me under I asked the oral surgeon to save them for me. Him and the nurse both laughed and said nobody had ever asked to keep them before. I said "Well, they're mine aren't they?"

The nurse was still giggling when she put me under.

When I woke up, they handed me a sealed plastic bag with my teeth in it. One broke during extraction, but the other three were whole.

I tried to sell them on eBay a few years later. Started them at $1 with no reserve. They got bid up to $45 before eBay pulled the auction. They sent me a message informing me that it was against site rules to sell human body parts. LMAO!

I've still got them....

 

[Tactical Chili]

Actually my signature line should be " You'd be amazed what you can live through when you don't have any other options."

Nice! Reminds me of one of my favorite lines in The Grapes of Wrath:

"It dont take no nerve to do somepin when there aint nothin else you can do". - Steinbeck

 

[fast306stang]

Y'all must not have asked nice enough.

I had to have my wisdom teeth cut out when I was 20. Right before they put me under I asked the oral surgeon to save them for me. Him and the nurse both laughed and said nobody had ever asked to keep them before. I said "Well, they're mine aren't they?"

The nurse was still giggling when she put me under.

When I woke up, they handed me a sealed plastic bag with my teeth in it. One broke during extraction, but the other three were whole.

I tried to sell them on eBay a few years later. Started them at $1 with no reserve. They got bid up to $45 before eBay pulled the auction. They sent me a message informing me that it was against site rules to sell human body parts. LMAO!

I've still got them....

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Did you ask them to save the goop from your armpit?!?!

 

[palmettomoon]

Y'all must not have asked nice enough.

I had to have my wisdom teeth cut out when I was 20. Right before they put me under I asked the oral surgeon to save them for me. Him and the nurse both laughed and said nobody had ever asked to keep them before. I said "Well, they're mine aren't they?"

The nurse was still giggling when she put me under.

When I woke up, they handed me a sealed plastic bag with my teeth in it. One broke during extraction, but the other three were whole.

I tried to sell them on eBay a few years later. Started them at $1 with no reserve. They got bid up to $45 before eBay pulled the auction. They sent me a message informing me that it was against site rules to sell human body parts. LMAO!

I've still got them....

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Never had any problem keeping the extracted teeth....

Did you ask them to save the goop from your armpit?!?!

 

[Shortcut]

Wow just wow some of these stories. So glad everyone is still here with us. Makes my divorce and headaches seem like calm waters, lol.

 

[fast306stang]

Never had any problem keeping the extracted teeth....

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Nice! Reminds me of one of my favorite lines in The Grapes of Wrath:

"It dont take no nerve to do somepin when there aint nothin else you can do". - Steinbeck

I like the line from the Sopranos when Tony said " Everybody's a gangster until it's time to do gangster ****."
Or even better than that the Eastwood line from Josey Wales when he told the bounty hunter " Dyin' ain't much of a livin'."

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Y'all must not have asked nice enough.

I had to have my wisdom teeth cut out when I was 20. Right before they put me under I asked the oral surgeon to save them for me. Him and the nurse both laughed and said nobody had ever asked to keep them before. I said "Well, they're mine aren't they?"

The nurse was still giggling when she put me under.

When I woke up, they handed me a sealed plastic bag with my teeth in it. One broke during extraction, but the other three were whole.

I tried to sell them on eBay a few years later. Started them at $1 with no reserve. They got bid up to $45 before eBay pulled the auction. They sent me a message informing me that it was against site rules to sell human body parts. LMAO!

I've still got them....

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I had a tooth pulled back around February when I was still the over night floor guy at Bi Lo. It wasn't so much the pain bothering me as the noise it made coming out. That kinda grossed me out. And my daughter was sitting in the corner watching the whole thing. I think it grossed her out even worse.

 

[BangBang]

Did you ask them to save the goop from your armpit?!?!

Yep. I've got it in a ziplock bag.

I'm saving it for giveaway day next year. I'm gonna post a pic of the bag of pus sitting beside a nice gun and then plainly state that the giveaway is for the pus only. The gun is not included.

Then I'm gonna sit back and laugh at everybody that types "IN" without ever actually reading the description.

 

[BangBang]

I had a tooth pulled back around February when I was still the over night floor guy at Bi Lo. It wasn't so much the pain bothering me as the noise it made coming out. That kinda grossed me out. And my daughter was sitting in the corner watching the whole thing. I think it grossed her out even worse.

I had one yanked out a few months ago. You're right, that sound was terrible!