I need my eyes checked

[BIKER13]

 

[ADAduckhuntr]

 

[hunterofopportunity]

If I'd had any idea I'd live this long I'd have taken a whole lot better care of myself when young.

I thought if I knew I'd live this long I would have played harder, maybe I'd be gone by now.

 

[TheGman]

Dammit that made me laugh!

saw a dude wearing a shirt that had a pot leaf on it and said "aids aids" on it

I was like, wtf kind of shirt. took me a second then figured out this is what I was staring at

******** my body is turning against me fast lol. I've noticed it also takes me a bit longer to take in side boob these days too, I'm not nearly as slick as I use to be (or maybe I was never slick)

I need sunglasses all the time now, something about going blind? too much sun, thats it.

 

[MacTavish]

The longer I live the older I get.

 

[Bushwick100]

saw a dude wearing a shirt that had a pot leaf on it and said "aids aids" on it

I was like, wtf kind of shirt. took me a second then figured out this is what I was staring at

******** my body is turning against me fast lol. I've noticed it also takes me a bit longer to take in side boob these days too, I'm not nearly as slick as I use to be (or maybe I was never slick)

I need sunglasses all the time now, something about going blind? too much sun, thats it.

I have NO PROBLEMS with BOOBS!!

 

[Bagman]

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Getting old ain't for wusses

Beats the alternative!

 

[mrauditor]

If I'd had any idea I'd live this long I'd have taken a whole lot better care of myself when young.

I remember Mickey Mantle making this comment after he retired from baseball. He had abused cigarettes and alcohol while he was younger figuring he would die young anyway. Thanks.