Ok if you're like me you have never been to, or even given any serious thought to a protest. In the spirit of preparedness I thought we should make a list of protest standards that we could all agree on in the event we need to spontaneously take to the streets.
I will start
1) Protest must be scheduled on weekends in order to best accommodate most folks work schedules
2) Protest must include access to bacon, because, well bacon. I think a small Waffle House catering fund should be established.
3) Based on the new rules, banned members may attend the protest.
3.001) unless the protest is being held in opposition to the new rules, in which
event the banned members may stage a counter protest
4) Tacos
And help me out here.
I will start
1) Protest must be scheduled on weekends in order to best accommodate most folks work schedules
2) Protest must include access to bacon, because, well bacon. I think a small Waffle House catering fund should be established.
3) Based on the new rules, banned members may attend the protest.
3.001) unless the protest is being held in opposition to the new rules, in which
event the banned members may stage a counter protest
4) Tacos
And help me out here.