Things Parents Use To Say..........................

[41mag]

different meaning nowadays

That is a scary thought

 

[TheGman]

Mom used to say to me when I was in a foul mood “ you are as ill as a sore tail cat”

 

[Fatstacks]

I have two older sisters that would try to beat me to death in the back seat during road trips. My Mom who had a bad ass temper would get her fill and start screaming
“ if I have to stop this car I’m slamming yalls hands in the car door” . The fighting instantly stopped because we knew she would do it.

 

[NewLeaf]

I have two older sisters that would try to beat me to death in the back seat during road trips. My Mom who had a bad ass temper would get her fill and start screaming
“ if I have to stop this car I’m slamming yalls hands in the car door” . The fighting instantly stopped because we knew she would do it.

DangIt Man....never heard that one . That'll get your attention right there

 

[BIKER13]

 

[aFarewellToKings]

I have two older sisters that would try to beat me to death in the back seat during road trips. My Mom who had a bad ass temper would get her fill and start screaming
“ if I have to stop this car I’m slamming yalls hands in the car door” . The fighting instantly stopped because we knew she would do it.

So, would you sitting in the car with your fingers flapping in the breeze, or being dragged by the hand?

 

[Hayata]

My dad always said measure twice and cut once...he was smart that way.

 

[jeffdt]

Mom, "If you don't go poop soon I'll have to take you to the doctor and He'll have to dig it out with a spoon".

 

[Adamjen15]

Too far and too snakie
If the good lords willing and the creek don’t rise

Too far and too snakie was one of my grandpas favorite sayings

 

[LARGO9]

Mom used to call Dad at the Fire Station and say,,you have to do something with your son,(me) he's not listening,,, Dad- damn woman, go get a 2x4 in the shed and handle it,