things your wife does

[10thmountain]

Mine won't answer the phone. I would get voicemail if it was my last call on earth.

 

[Labowski]

My wife has mood swings

 

[Kahrnut]

 

[Kahrnut]

 

[The Old Jaybird]

Good thing....she doesn't care about or check the finances, makes buying "stuff" so much easier. She knows I have a "few" guns.

Bad thing....she answers questions with not-direct statements.
Example - ME - "Where do you want to go for dinner?" HER - "I'm not hungry."
She does this ALL the time and drives me nuts, THEN she blames me!!! Or, I chose the restaurant, after NO input from her whatsoever, and she gripes about the food, service, other customers, etc.

 

[The Old Jaybird]

I LOVED Rodney Dangerfield, saw him live in Philly once. Very funny guy, probably my favorite.

"Lemme tell ya, my neighborhood was rough, rough I tell ya. The library had a sign that said 'Shut the F... Up!!'

 

[dcline9163]

40th anniversary TODAY. She refuses to put a new toilet paper roll in the holder. She will get out a new roll and set it on the vanity, but I have to put it in the holder. There are many others, but this is one of the weirdest.

Congrats to ya'll

 

[HERMET]

40th anniversary TODAY. She refuses to put a new toilet paper roll in the holder. She will get out a new roll and set it on the vanity, but I have to put it in the holder. There are many others, but this is one of the weirdest.

Congratulations on making it that long without being murdered in your sleep.

 

[Just1more]

40th anniversary TODAY. She refuses to put a new toilet paper roll in the holder. She will get out a new roll and set it on the vanity, but I have to put it in the holder. There are many others, but this is one of the weirdest.

Well with 40 years you've obviously never said anything about the TP placement being an issue...great example of marital tranquility. Congrats.

 

[boneboy96]

And the B&C and I are married 34 years ago TODAY. And to think....I could have been out after 20 years.