Thoughts on becoming and old man. To those of you who call us Fudds.

[Just Plain Bill]

Getting old ain't for sissies!

I remember an old Spanish proverb "Hierba mala nunca muere!" Basically...A bad weed never dies!

I may live forever!

 

[Realtor]

You are the trump of Gordon county

 

[Just Plain Bill]

I will be 40 in April, and the fact that I ain’t as bad a mofo as I used to be has been knocking me in the head lately. But I got a good woman, two beautiful kids and way more blessings than I ever deserved.

Ollie my friend, my daughter is forty! I'm proud to have lived as long as I have. Got a lot of friends that haven't survived the trip.

 

[Toothlesswun]

Ollie my friend, my daughter is forty! I'm proud to have lived as long as I have. Got a lot of friends that haven't survived the trip.

Same here, never thought I would make it out of my twenties alive. But glad I did. All the aches and pains just remind me I have done some cool,crazy, and just plain dumb **** in my time!

 

[Baldilox]

You're not old! But you are indeed a badass.
How do I know this?
A few weeks ago, you managed to be kinder and more hospitable than almost any I know, even while still feeling like ---- and half laid up.
It's just the truth, mane. Thank you again! No homo, gnome sayin...

 

[Retired Army]

Let me begin by saying; I was once the baddest mother****er to ever walk the Earth.
I'd beat all you young punk's asses at the same time like
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(an actual depiction of what it would be like, me beating all your asses at the same time)
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If luck favors you, at some point in time. You will grow to be fat and old.
Things will hurt more from sleeping wrong than you've ever felt before.
You will need a machine to help you breath while you sleep, that as an added bonus will keep you from choking to death on your own neck fat.
You will have found a woman that touches your pecker early in the morning and looks at you like you are still the baddest mother****er on the face of the Earth.
Edit: That woman will also keep stroking it when your pecker doesn't work as well as it used to. THAT is love
You will live for nothing but that woman and those kids.
At that point in your life you can begin to ponder how wrong you were.

I truly wish for you all that you make it to be old and find your quest for wisdom. That's where I am now.
If you're wise you'll pass through phases.
You'll be the best there ever was at something
You'll challenge the idea of settling down
You will lose that challenge if you're lucky
You will inevitably fail at your dream and be a broken man for a time
You will make it through and realize you have made it to where you didn't know you wanted to be
All that's left is to hope you die well and that old woman holds your hand when you do

You also get to look down on all you (currently retarded ****s) and remember when your dad was an idiot.
You get to grow into that man, if you're lucky.


In closing I'd like to say that I haven't had a beer in a month and I downed a 12 pack since lunch.
Best of luck to the next generation. May your balls drop soon and you protect my kids who haven't a chance without you.


I was once you. Except better.
You will someday be me (if you're lucky) except not as good. It's not new, it's the world
Dobbs

P.S. The Doctor becomes a real person that you go see and start to listen to

You, letusbuyyourcar and palmettomoon should collaborate and write a humorous book together. I would buy it. Along the lines of Lewis Grizzard.

 

[palmettomoon]

You, letusbuyyourcar and palmettomoon should collaborate and write a humorous book together. I would buy it. Along the lines of Lewis Grizzard.

That could be epic.

 

[Retired Army]

That could be epic.
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Y’all are 3 of the funniest dudes I’ve ever run across. You’re stories are hilarious! Get together, self publish. Y’all could make a mint. Heck, follow it up with a podcast. Guns, “bidness”, drankin, life. I’d subscribe for sure.

 

[palmettomoon]

Y’all are 3 of the funniest dudes I’ve ever run across. You’re stories are hilarious! Get together, self publish. Y’all could make a mint. Heck, follow it up with a podcast. Guns, “bidness”, drankin, life. I’d subscribe for sure.

I've considered doing a video series on "Dumbasses at the Gun Range."

An ODT-TV channel would be funny as hell too. There's 20 seasons worth of material on these pages.

 

[blazedawg87]

Nyquil, a bottle every day. You hallucinate wierd dreams when you sleep but sickness passes by like the wind

Nyquil makes me have wet dreams. After my 4th bottle the doctor said i need to stop. I told him untill he has a 3 some and actually goes the distance to satisfy both women he can get bent. He now calls me for advice.