Let me begin by saying; I was once the baddest mother****er to ever walk the Earth.
I'd beat all you young punk's asses at the same time like
(an actual depiction of what it would be like, me beating all your asses at the same time)
^Thats a Gif that supposed to play but doesn't if I don't click on it
If luck favors you, at some point in time. You will grow to be fat and old.
Things will hurt more from sleeping wrong than you've ever felt before.
You will need a machine to help you breath while you sleep, that as an added bonus will keep you from choking to death on your own neck fat.
You will have found a woman that touches your pecker early in the morning and looks at you like you are still the baddest mother****er on the face of the Earth.
Edit: That woman will also keep stroking it when your pecker doesn't work as well as it used to. THAT is love
You will live for nothing but that woman and those kids.
At that point in your life you can begin to ponder how wrong you were.
I truly wish for you all that you make it to be old and find your quest for wisdom. That's where I am now.
If you're wise you'll pass through phases.
You'll be the best there ever was at something
You'll challenge the idea of settling down
You will lose that challenge if you're lucky
You will inevitably fail at your dream and be a broken man for a time
You will make it through and realize you have made it to where you didn't know you wanted to be
All that's left is to hope you die well and that old woman holds your hand when you do
You also get to look down on all you (currently retarded ****s) and remember when your dad was an idiot.
You get to grow into that man, if you're lucky.
In closing I'd like to say that I haven't had a beer in a month and I downed a 12 pack since lunch.
Best of luck to the next generation. May your balls drop soon and you protect my kids who haven't a chance without you.
I was once you. Except better.
You will someday be me (if you're lucky) except not as good. It's not new, it's the world
Dobbs
P.S. The Doctor becomes a real person that you go see and start to listen to
I'd beat all you young punk's asses at the same time like
(an actual depiction of what it would be like, me beating all your asses at the same time)
^Thats a Gif that supposed to play but doesn't if I don't click on it
If luck favors you, at some point in time. You will grow to be fat and old.
Things will hurt more from sleeping wrong than you've ever felt before.
You will need a machine to help you breath while you sleep, that as an added bonus will keep you from choking to death on your own neck fat.
You will have found a woman that touches your pecker early in the morning and looks at you like you are still the baddest mother****er on the face of the Earth.
Edit: That woman will also keep stroking it when your pecker doesn't work as well as it used to. THAT is love
You will live for nothing but that woman and those kids.
At that point in your life you can begin to ponder how wrong you were.
I truly wish for you all that you make it to be old and find your quest for wisdom. That's where I am now.
If you're wise you'll pass through phases.
You'll be the best there ever was at something
You'll challenge the idea of settling down
You will lose that challenge if you're lucky
You will inevitably fail at your dream and be a broken man for a time
You will make it through and realize you have made it to where you didn't know you wanted to be
All that's left is to hope you die well and that old woman holds your hand when you do
You also get to look down on all you (currently retarded ****s) and remember when your dad was an idiot.
You get to grow into that man, if you're lucky.
In closing I'd like to say that I haven't had a beer in a month and I downed a 12 pack since lunch.
Best of luck to the next generation. May your balls drop soon and you protect my kids who haven't a chance without you.
I was once you. Except better.
You will someday be me (if you're lucky) except not as good. It's not new, it's the world
Dobbs
P.S. The Doctor becomes a real person that you go see and start to listen to
