Thoughts on becoming and old man. To those of you who call us Fudds.

[November Sierra]

It's good **** though. From my heart. You'll relate, it's like some Niche ****

All I got from it was you're grateful to be where you are. And I'm lucky if I get to that point. Is that right?

 

[BDR1]

Yo

All I got from it was you're grateful to be where you are. And I'm lucky if I get to that point. Is that right?

u got must of it

 

[Nonliberal]

If 8 ever sing a song wild and free in the car in front of God and everybody, its this song. Or Seven Spanish Angels

 

[Nonliberal]

All I got from it was you're grateful to be where you are. And I'm lucky if I get to that point. Is that right?

Thats close but there needs to be a story in the middle that was life
But yeah

 

[Omega]

You confused Fudd with boomer. Fuddism is a disease

 

[geezer]

Luck has favored me. I’m fat and old. But I was that ass you couldn’t beat….kidding…but I was pretty tough for my size. 5 foot 8, 180 lbs with 17 inch arms. **** broke when I hit it…That was then.

 

[Spikey]

One knee was acting funny earlier.. it stopped and moved to other knee.. all I did was fart..I guess that caused it.. IDK

Your panty hose are too small and tight !

 

[Bellman2]

Let me begin by saying; I was once the baddest mother****er to ever walk the Earth.
I'd beat all you young punk's asses at the same time like
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(an actual depiction of what it would be like, me beating all your asses at the same time)
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If luck favors you, at some point in time. You will grow to be fat and old.
Things will hurt more from sleeping wrong than you've ever felt before.
You will need a machine to help you breath while you sleep, that as an added bonus will keep you from choking to death on your own neck fat.
You will have found a woman that touches your pecker early in the morning and looks at you like you are still the baddest mother****er on the face of the Earth.
Edit: That woman will also keep stroking it when your pecker doesn't work as well as it used to. THAT is love
You will live for nothing but that woman and those kids.
At that point in your life you can begin to ponder how wrong you were.

I truly wish for you all that you make it to be old and find your quest for wisdom. That's where I am now.
If you're wise you'll pass through phases.
You'll be the best there ever was at something
You'll challenge the idea of settling down
You will lose that challenge if you're lucky
You will inevitably fail at your dream and be a broken man for a time
You will make it through and realize you have made it to where you didn't know you wanted to be
All that's left is to hope you die well and that old woman holds your hand when you do

You also get to look down on all you (currently retarded ****s) and remember when your dad was an idiot.
You get to grow into that man, if you're lucky.


In closing I'd like to say that I haven't had a beer in a month and I downed a 12 pack since lunch.
Best of luck to the next generation. May your balls drop soon and you protect my kids who haven't a chance without you.


I was once you. Except better.
You will someday be me (if you're lucky) except not as good. It's not new, it's the world
Dobbs

P.S. The Doctor becomes a real person that you go see and start to listen to

I like you had a great time growing and getting old, but being old is a b****1

 

[keith089]

I think I could have whipped my dad when I was 14. I was bigger and better than him then (In my head anyway). I never tried to though. Even when we did the circles with switches dance the last time. I was 15 and got arrested laying out of school smoking dope with my friends. Daddy beat my ass for the most finest of ass whooping finales ever, but I still didn't fight back.

Been there

 

[Toothlesswun]

I will be 40 in April, and the fact that I ain’t as bad a mofo as I used to be has been knocking me in the head lately. But I got a good woman, two beautiful kids and way more blessings than I ever deserved.