Woman attacks husband with oatmeal

[jedatl]

I didn't realize how dangerous oatmeal really is. Something needs to be done about this.

Congress should probably look at banning oatmeal outright or at least reducing the number of servings per box! Someone with a high capacity box of oatmeal could scald a lot of people before we could stop them.


http://wsmv.m0bl.net/w/main/story/87649271/

 

[cpw006]

 

[Hooker]

Haha how much fun would that be the next day at work explaining to co coworkers. Well.... You see she had this assault oatmeal! Lol

 

[timbgtm]

Haha how much fun would that be the next day at work explaining to co coworkers. Well.... You see she had this assault oatmeal! Lol

What about pizza!

 

[Nonliberal]

Smash a fresh out the microwave Hot Pocket on someone's face!

 

[bigweave113]

start stock piling it now the ban is coming

 

[dwaywego]

Actually, throwing hot oatmeal or grits at someone is extremely painful thing to do. Because if you think about it, boiling grits simply do not just wipe off. A co-workers friend was attacked by a lady like this. Need less to say it F-ed him up. She got simple battery.

 

[Hooker]

What about pizza!

Now that would suck!! I've had several small pieces of cheese or sauce fall on me right after coming out of the oven. 600 degrees suck! I could only imagine the whole thing.

 

[blazedawg87]

Smash a fresh out the microwave Hot Pocket on someone's face!

Thats assault with a nuclear weapon!

 

[dakota port]

What about pizza!

my dad once got into a fight with my stepmom, he said the thing about the fight hat annoyed him the most was the pizza missed him and was ruined when it hit the floor