7 months till my sentence begins!!!

[NewLeaf]

Congratulations

 

[Shortcut]

Congrats!!

 

[MRH]

Congrats man! It is completely life changing, and the most wonderful change you will ever experience. You'll see. You have much to look forward to!

 

[SouthernSlammed]

I'm about 7 months away from my first too (hope and pray everything goes well)

My wife and I have been married for all of 14 years and I thought our future was without children due to my better half having endometriosis. Well, that all changed and we had a sonogram Monday and she told us we are 8 weeks. I'm 45 and my wife is 36. Better late than never!

Didn't mean to high jack your thread with my story.

Congratulations! When's your due date? Mine is May 23

8 years married here, kind of thought the same! They say we should expect the beginning of May!

 

[Survivor Johnny]

Thanks Survivor Johnny ... on your sure fire way to get the o'lady to loose weight!!!!

So, I noticed my o'lady looking like she done fell off the bandwagon of exercise! Well I took SJ's recommended approach to assist back on that wagon! http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/threads/sure-fire-way-to-get-your-wife-to-loose-weight.1239625/

Well, I knows that she got this one friend that flaps her gums like o'glory in the wind, so's I tell her my o'lady has gotten knocked up and we's not saying anything.

She gives me this o'**** look and says "I thought she wasn't gonna tell you until she was sure that it's yours!" WHAT?!?!?!?!? I'm joking, what the hell are you talking about?! "O'****!" she says!

So, took her to the docs to get a scan done! Damn sho nuff... we got life in there!!!

It's mines fo sho... I don't unchain her much, to get out!

First Time Dad... Kid 4-Life!!!
Got 7 months to get projects done, and just a couple weeks to hoard some guns, starting a GoFundMe account!

Thats great! Congratulations brother!
I want to clear up something about that thread tho. My soon to be X-wife is actually pretty thin and I was just kidding around. AND divorce lawyers are way more expensive than a few new guns

 

[SouthernSlammed]

Thats great! Congratulations brother!
I want to clear up something about that thread tho. My soon to be X-wife is actually pretty thin and I was just kidding around. AND divorce lawyers are way more expensive than a few new guns

As was most of my OP... except the part on knocking her up!
Just made it way more cheaper to keep her!

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Well now you went and did it . Goodbye sleep. Goodbye sex, goodbye room in the trunk for YOUR stuff. But seriously it's not so much the baby as it is all that **** that goes with them. On the up side you'll be done in 18 or 20 years. Oh well congrats and welcome to the club.

 

[LockRod]

Congrats!

 

[woodstock]

Congrats on soon becoming a father. hope she tells you first on the next one hahaha

 

[cr107]

Best 3 years of my life so far with my first daughter, got a second daughter on the way now, halfway there!