Epic Road Trip for Kids Spring Break

[Bogboy]

huh? I posted a picture of me in my skinny jeans. Maybe you were the perv that wanted to see me topless?

Again, mental issues on here. Just making up alternative realities in y'alls head.

Almost got a good reply out of me on that one

 

[Please Delete]

have a good trip bro. drive safe and drink pepto at least once a day. don't want ****boi gut on a road trip with kids.

 

[reklawd]

The only cool thing I saw in Philly, well two cool things but one was actually cool ( I'll explain that) is the oldest contually inhabited street in America. I forget the name, but it's within walking distance of independence hall, the homes have been lived in since the 1700s.

The other kinda cool thing was just north of UPENN, there is literally block difference between well to do honoies jogging with their dogs and the hood. On the hood side, a pimp parked his gold lexus on 24s in the middle of the street with all windows down. Knowing nobody was gonna fxck with his whip. I mean, in the inside lane like that block is his parking space wherever the fxck he says it is. There was some respect about it. He was king of that hood.

They want to go to Philly because a couple of their best friends in school are from there. I don't want to go. Screw Philly

Philly can't be as bad as Oakland? Gangster dealing drugs in the middle of the street after getting feed and clothed by the do-good Berkeley liberals.

 

[Please Delete]

They want to go to Philly because a couple of their best friends in school are from there. I don't want to go. Screw Philly

Philly can't be as bad as Oakland? Gangster dealing drugs in the middle of the street after getting feed and clothed by the do-good Berkeley liberals.

really depends on the area...

 

[Psilloh1]

1180 miles to Burlington Vermont, so.. 2400 miles roundtrip no detours...

2400 Miles
60 miles an hour
40 hours of drive time...

That is 4 Ten Hour days of driving.. Not counting 3 girls taking their obligatory breaks every 2 hours...

Seems like an unrealistic plan to the untrained eye....

 

[BillsCamino]

The ONLY good thing in Philly is a cheesesteak sammich.

 

[Blue bio balls]

I live in the truth. My posts are only a "troll" on here because, well, either I'm a weirdo or the average ODTer is a judgmental dbag with undiagnosed mental health issues. Probably a little of both TBH.

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Kinda painted me in a Box there..

 

[reklawd]

1180 miles to Burlington Vermont, so.. 2400 miles roundtrip no detours...

2400 Miles
60 miles an hour
40 hours of drive time...

That is 4 Ten Hour days of driving.. Not counting 3 girls taking their obligatory breaks every 2 hours...

Seems like an unrealistic plan to the untrained eye....

Yep - The first drive right off the bat is 9-11 hours to VA. Next drive is 4-5 hours to D.C prob at evening / night, they will fall asleep. The next is 4-5 from DC to NY, prob at evening / night. The next is 4-5 from NY to VT, prob at evening / night. Driving a lot to different places from VT to Portland, ME during the day. 2 hour from Portland to Salem in the morning. Then Boston to Philly 4-6 hours evening/night. Then a long day drive 6 days from the original, 8- 10 hours from Philly to Morganton. Then 4 hours from Morganton home.

So in all it will be 2 really long drives during the day, one day of 300 miles but with a lot of stops, and one 4 hour drive home the last day. Half the driving will be evening / night after doing stuff all day.

It will probably be a total of around 2800 miles. At 20 mpg in the SUV using premium fuel averaging $4.70 is $658. Still cheaper than 4 plane tickets to one city. Thanks Biden.

 

[reklawd]

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Can’t carry any handguns, others or evil rifles since the only route to Vermont is thru NY

I was wondering that, needed to look up the laws. Maybe I can take my 10/22 Takedown.

 

[reklawd]

have a good trip bro. drive safe and drink pepto at least once a day. don't want ****boi gut on a road trip with kids.

Due to my diet and getting "ripped" - I am taking the best poops of my life and my hemorrhoids are gone. Seriously - the regularity, consistency, and overall length coming out of my butt wonderful. All time best.

You eat tons of protein and cut out the processed grains like breads and pasta, your poops will be on point too.