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Just how smart are your dogs?
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Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first was an engineer and his dog was named T-Square and he could do math, calculations. He told his dog to get some paper and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did.
The accountant said his dog was better. He told his dog, Slide Rule, to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem.
The chemist thought his dog was even better. His dog, Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.
All three men agreed this was very good and their dogs were equally smart. They turned to the last man, a union worker, and asked what his dog could do.
The union worker called his dog, Coffee Break, and said, "Show these fellas what you can do." Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, s**t on the paper, claimed he hurt his back while going to the bathroom, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workmen's Compensation and went home on sick leave.
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The first was an engineer and his dog was named T-Square and he could do math, calculations. He told his dog to get some paper and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did.
The accountant said his dog was better. He told his dog, Slide Rule, to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem.
The chemist thought his dog was even better. His dog, Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.
All three men agreed this was very good and their dogs were equally smart. They turned to the last man, a union worker, and asked what his dog could do.
The union worker called his dog, Coffee Break, and said, "Show these fellas what you can do." Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, s**t on the paper, claimed he hurt his back while going to the bathroom, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workmen's Compensation and went home on sick leave.
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