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I told you three times already, the law's on my side! I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, chief of PO-lice! So kiss my ass, you old bastard!
What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?
I need Japanese steel.
Why do you need Japanese steel?
I have vermin to kill.
You must have a big rat if you need Hattori Hanzo steel.
Huge
Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives....take them with you!
However....leave the limbs you have lost. They belong to me now.
I need Japanese steel.
Why do you need Japanese steel?
I have vermin to kill.
You must have a big rat if you need Hattori Hanzo steel.
Huge
Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives....take them with you!
However....leave the limbs you have lost. They belong to me now.
Q: How’d you get the fat lip?
A: Old war welt. Acts up around morons.
A: Old war welt. Acts up around morons.
" What you just said is one the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
I award you no points & may God have mercy on your soul.
" I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country,
you won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
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Were not going to just shoot the bastards.
Were going to cut out their living guts & use them to grease the treads of our tanks.
Were going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel ".
"I don't know what it is, but lately I've gotten an awful craving for chitlins."
Well, on uh, Fake Draw Screen Right I uh, pick up the linebacker if he's comin, 'less of course it's Butkus, then I simply notify the quarterback to send for a preacher.
So, Concannon calls this trap play, and it's just beautiful... 43 yards, wasn't it 43? Ah. So, Halas sees he's tired, and sends me in, so I go in, he comes out. Concannon then figures he's gonna get REALLY foxy... you know, Concannon is... So, he says, 'Um, same play. VERY SAME PLAY.' Now, a trap play is also called, a SUCKER play, because it makes the defense look REAL bad when it works. Now, defenses DO NOT like to look real bad, see... it makes 'em kinda surly... So, anyway, all the linemen go this way, and it's like I am lookin' at a team portrait of the Los Angeles Rams! 'Hey, Deacon! Merlin! How's the family, Rosey?'
Well, on uh, Fake Draw Screen Right I uh, pick up the linebacker if he's comin, 'less of course it's Butkus, then I simply notify the quarterback to send for a preacher.
So, Concannon calls this trap play, and it's just beautiful... 43 yards, wasn't it 43? Ah. So, Halas sees he's tired, and sends me in, so I go in, he comes out. Concannon then figures he's gonna get REALLY foxy... you know, Concannon is... So, he says, 'Um, same play. VERY SAME PLAY.' Now, a trap play is also called, a SUCKER play, because it makes the defense look REAL bad when it works. Now, defenses DO NOT like to look real bad, see... it makes 'em kinda surly... So, anyway, all the linemen go this way, and it's like I am lookin' at a team portrait of the Los Angeles Rams! 'Hey, Deacon! Merlin! How's the family, Rosey?'
"HERE'S JOHNNY!!"
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
