Things Parents Use To Say..........................

[jmartinroe]

Eat you food or will will send it to the starving kids in Arminia.

Read the instructions. They spent lots of money writing them.

 

[Badger]

I'll tan that hide boy...

 

[Blue bio balls]

Un eaten dinner,was cold breakfast. Cold breakfast, was warm lunch....but it's your next meal.

 

[Badger]

Get out from under foot or I'll find something to keep you busy all day...

 

[gh1950]

Dad: "If you get arrested don't call me." When dad was really mad he would yell at me in Italian.

Dad told me he would do whatever he could for me, just don't ever call him asking for bail.

 

[gh1950]

Mom: "The people in Africa want ice water."

She often referred to the starving Aremenians too. J had no idea what an Armenian was and usually would have been glad to send them whatever she was trying to get me to eat.

 

[deller]

My Mom use to say, People in Hell want ice water.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Dont wade no dry branches..dont take no wooden nickels. Hanging in there like a cat on a screen door. Some of dads favorites

"What do you want me to do, jump up and down spitting wooden nickels?"

 

[testdepth]

Do you want soap in your mouth?
Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you
Get your feet off the davenport
I brought you into this world and I'll take you out
If you ain't bleeding then get up
I'll spank you so you don't sit down for a week
Shut the door do you live in a barn
Turn the damn lights off or you can pay the power bill
Eat your dinner cause people in third world countries are starving
Boy you spit that liver out and you'll be picking your teeth off the plate
Stop eating so much sugar it will make you a diabetic
Stop cracking your knuckles or you'll get arthritis

 

[BDR1]

DONT MAKE ME PULL THIS CAR OVER