Things Parents Use To Say..........................

[Blue bio balls]

I was always told I could screw up a steel ball with a rubber mallet.

 

[WLhunter]

Ha that reminded me of another of his..son I wished you could get your hands on the devil cause you sure tear everything else up!

 

[dcline9163]

I’ll hit you so hard you’ll stand in the middle of next week and see both Sunday’s.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Dad: "If you get arrested don't call me." When dad was really mad he would yell at me in Italian.

 

[Blue bio balls]

I remember something about ....picking up my teeth with a broken arm .

 

[Mirvin 264]

 

[Old Patriot]

you ain't worth the powder and shot to blow you to hell
You'll turn out like your damn daddy/father (as I got older)

 

[41mag]

Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock

 

[Hayata]

Devil's beating his wife behind the door - when it rained when the sun was shining. Never understood that one...

 

[Edog537]

"Shut the **** up and close the trailer door on the way out" - Mom