There's always that one person in the office too who always does some vague busywork but never stops talking about how they'll be everyone's boss some day. I can never get anyone to stop talking. A rep brought me two boxes of donuts today...Took one box home; while I'm walking out the door one of our...fluffier...gals literally confronted me about the donuts, saying it was rude and disrespectful to take them home at the end of the day. LOL.