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FAL vs AK

SHEMP'S CREED

This is my rifle, until next month. There are many like it, but this one is mine for a while.
My rifle is my best friend, until the next one. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count, provided they are 30 caliber holes. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother, a step-brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other, until the amicable dissolution and it becomes part of someone else's collection. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

Hahaha that's funny
 
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